In this MySpace, Facebook, and Friendster culture we all live in, email adresses have become another avenue for self-expression.
The problem is, some people should express themselves in front of a mirror. At home. Alone. In the interest of educating and ridiculing these people, I put together a list of the top 10 worst email adresses ever.
Domain names have been changed to protect the innocent.
10. VampireGurrrl666@eternaldarkness.com
The quintessential goth girl. Long black trenchcoat? Check. Obsession with Jack Skellington? Check. Crippling self-esteem issues? Double check.
9. SurferStud69@deluded.com
Chances are this guy says "bro" a lot: 100%. Chances he drives a lifted truck? 99%. Chances he surfs and/or is a stud? 000000000000000000000000000001%.
8. Sirsmokesalot420@lostbraincells.com
Seriously? What does this guy do when he applies for a job? Then again, he probably works at Still Smokin'. So I guess it's all kind of moot.
7. #1Sanjayafan713@imsolonely.com
Sanjaya is pretty dreamy. I guess I could understand how a little girl could fall in love with him. Or a confused young man for that matter.
6. xSpoiledxcPrincessx827@noonelikesme.com
Her parents make up for their lack of attention with plenty of material goods. Daddy missed your dance recital? Here's a B.M.W. Mommy forgot your name because of her Xanax addiction? Here's a Maserati. By the time this girl is 21 she'll have more foreign cars then a Saudi Arabian prince.
5. Vote4Bush@imustbearichwhiteman.com
This one is just too easy.
4. MTV2Rules!@idontknowgoodmusic.com
You know that guy you always pull up next to at a red light? You know the one. He's got ridiculous sunglasses on and he's blasting obnoxious music as loud as he can. When he drives off there's usually a "clever" bumper sticker on his car. Yeah, this is his email address.
3. HoneyBuns@ihavelotsofstuffedanimals.com
This little lady is really into Care Bears. I mean reeeaaalllyyy into Care Bears. She made me kiss her BEDTIME BEAR before she showed me her LOVE-A-LOT BEAR. Then she turned into a GRUMPY BEAR and tried to kick me out into the SUNSHINE BEAR. Good thing I had my GOOD LUCK BEAR, because the next thing I knew she was my little TENDERHEART BEAR. God I'm lonely.
2. Beachbum312@igotoatanningsalon.com
This free-spirited naturalist loves Mother Nature in all of her glorious splendor. He also commutes to his investment banking job in his Hummer everyday. This is why terrorists hate us.
1. An1m3Roxz!!!111@ihavewaytoomuchfreetime.com
Remember that guy who wore a Sailor Moon shirt everyday in high school?
Yeah, me neither.
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