What kind of grades do Pirates get in school? HIGH SEAS!
Who gets all their movies for free? Pirates!
What were the pirates grades in school? High Seas!
What do pirates wear in the winter? Long Johns!
What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes? A dozen pirates.
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What do Pirates' and Pimps have in common? They both say YO-HO and walk with a limp!
A Pirate walks in to a bar... BANG! Curse you eye patch and your side effect of poor depth perception!
Why do young Pirates' always fail when saying the alphabet in kindergarten? Because their fathers insist there are seven C's!
What do you call a Pirate with a peg leg on ice? A protractor!
What kind of grades did the Pirate get in school? HIGH SEAS!
Why did the Pirate go to the Apple store? For an iPatch!
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